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My Mom's on Facebook
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Added: 29-03-2010 13:40:46
A hair metal anthem for anyone whose mom is ruining Facebook! Music and lyrics by Blood of TigerCat. Visit http://backoftheclass.net for more.Follow us: http://twitter.com/backoftheclass (for the comedy) and http://twitter.com/bloodoftigercat (for the rock).Download the song for free at our blog: http://www.backoftheclass.net/blog/2010/03/mofbd/We were just featured on lamebook:http://www.lamebook.com/LYRICS:You used to be a special placefor all my college friends.A sanctuary in cyberspace,but every love story ends.(Facebooooook.....)Why'd you have to go and loseyour exclusivity?Now all my nightmares have come true...my mom just friended me!Since she joined she spends all her timechecking my news feed.My interests are no longerbubble butts and sticky weed.She whacked my ass on Mafia Warsand Flixtered "You've Got Mail."She washed the colors with the whitesand posted "laundry fail" ('cause now)...CHORUSMy mom's on Facebook.She found a new way to nag me.My mom's on Facebook.Comments whenever friends tag me.My mom's on Facebook.She only got it to stalk me.My mom's on Facebook.My childhood photos cock-block me.My wall is not for e-mail, mom,you'll never get it right.And gifting me some sexy lipsdon't mean a kiss goodnight.She keeps on adding all my friends,they just think she's a joke...except for Steve who says that she'sa mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!)Mama read my 25 Thingsand each and every note.Now she knows I lost a betand had to wax my scrote.Suggests new pages every dayfrom "hugs" to "Will and Grace."It's getting to the point I'll have to switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)Wrote in my status,"boss is keeping me at work."Mom responded, "now I seewhy you told me he's a jerk."My boss saw it and fired meand mom's the reason why.Now I'm starving and I'm lonelyand I'm probably gonna die... (because)CHORUSMy mom's on Facebook.Now I've gotta watch every word.My mom's on Facebook.Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.My mom's on Facebook.Posted a public reminder...My mom's on Facebook....that I came out her vagina!My mom's on Facebook.Invited me to my cousin's communion.My mom's on Facebook.It's like a family reunion.My mom's on Facebook.I'm trying not to be bitter...My mom's on Facebook....but she just found me on Twitter!My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom... all moms!They're all on Facebook.
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